BrewDog is coming to the Las Vegas Strip. The eyesome beer-centric venue opens on Dec. 2, 2022.

BrewDog will sit atop the Showcase Mall, above Target and Olive Garden, not far from MGM Grand.

In conjunction with its grand opening, BrewDog will give one lucky guest a $1 million bar tab. Prediction: The winner of this bar tab is going to be very, very popular.

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About 50 billion gallons of beer are consumed by humans each year. More, now that BrewDog is opening.

Before diving into more details about BrewDog, we should mention up front we have never had a beer. It smells odd.

That said, beer fans are likely to love this new venue boasting 96 beers on tap, so we’re excited for them.

In the news release about BrewDog, the company says it is bringing “the first-ever carbon-negative bar to Las Vegas.” We have no idea what that involves. But it’s quite possible the person who wrote this news release was imbibing in some of the aforementioned libations.

BrewDog will serve something called Elvis Juice. Presumably something other than what produced Lisa Marie and possibly Big Elvis at Harrah’s.

The 30,000-square-foot BrewDog will take up two floors of the Showcase Mall, and the rooftop patio will provide some impressive views.

The venue will boast a 4,000-square-foot LED cube, a custom-fabricated, 30-foot tall digital sign.

This should evoke a Pavlovian response in all the tourists flying into the Las Vegas airport.

As for the beer, “The ten-barrel brewhouse will allow for the creation of exclusive small-batch brews. Capturing the creativity of the team and enabling collaboration with local beer fans and other local craft brewers in the city.”

Competing craft brewers actually interacting? Imagine that.

Humans consume about 50 billion pounds of merch each year.

As one cannot live by beer alone, BrewDog will also serve up bar food. Including pizzas and tacos, along with lobster and Wagyu-beef burgers.

The venue will also have shuffleboard tables, retro gaming, and, naturally, a good number of TVs. It’s the law.

Shout-out to this tree working O/T to ensure BrewDog is carbon-negative. Fun fact: The name of our band in high school was Carbon Sequestration.

Learn more about BrewDog on the Las Vegas Strip on the official Web site.

We look forward to hearing what you think about the place.

Assuming they have beverages other than beer, we’ll be there to check the place out. We’d also like the opportunity to win a $1 million bar tab.

The million bucks can be used at any BrewDog location—there are 113 bars around the globe—for the next 20 years. We’d love it if the million dollars could be used for BrewDog keychains. We’d be set for Christmas presents for the next 20 years. Or pizza! Assuming the pizza’s covered, see you at BrewDog!